I was looking on the internet yesterday, early morning, for some great movies to watch on my date with Amber tomorrow night around eight or nine o’clock. At first, I thought maybe I should get a cartoon. Amber is not very smart, after all. But then I thought, you know what? I’ve been meaning to watch American History X. So I rented that. It turns out American History X is not the best date movie. I mean it’s great, don’t get me wrong. Ed Norton and William Russ are totally amazing and incredible in this movie, but it’s kind of about hate crimes and stuff. That’s not exactly what makes Amber in the mood to make out or hug and kiss or anything. So oops! I made a mistake and Amber dumped me. That’s okay. I’m going out with her sister next weekend. I rented Schindler’s List. I hope she likes it.
